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Post by OziRiS on Sept 20, 2014 14:33:43 GMT
Look, its minimum wage, zero upkeep, its not all that grand. Its an old abandoned storage shed. Now we need more sheds, because its getting full. Nul space requires transportation, we dont have any. No one will pay. They aint worth paying for. Its like that can covered in dog poo outside, everyone kicks it up the street until it lands somewhere where it may get picked up by the council, no one wants to handle it do they?.... just a shed??? you're trusting the worst undesirable NIMBY material to a SHED??? Well, it's a round shed with a sign in the middle of the floor saying: "Exit located in far left corner". They'll never find their way out  |
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Post by the light works on Sept 20, 2014 14:37:59 GMT
just a shed??? you're trusting the worst undesirable NIMBY material to a SHED??? Well, it's a round shed with a sign in the middle of the floor saying: "Exit located in far left corner". They'll never find their way out you're assuming any of them will bother to read the sign. |
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Post by freegan on Sept 21, 2014 6:15:57 GMT
Well, it's a round shed with a sign in the middle of the floor saying: "Exit located in far left corner". They'll never find their way out you're assuming any of them will bother to read the sign. Even if they did it would be written in the same indecipherable script as the Voynich Manuscript. |
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Post by silverdragon on Sept 21, 2014 6:18:16 GMT
It also has a TV showing the repeat loops of "The best bits" of their lives, attantion hores that they are, they wont leave.
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Sept 22, 2014 3:10:29 GMT
Umm...the problem is that, by definition, attention (street walkers) love seeing themselves. So, playing continuous loops of their lives will make them happy rather than miserable.
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Post by the light works on Sept 22, 2014 3:13:34 GMT
Umm...the problem is that, by definition, attention (street walkers) love seeing themselves. So, playing continuous loops of their lives will make them happy rather than miserable. I don't care how they feel as long as we don't see them on this plane of reality any more. |
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Post by silverdragon on Sept 22, 2014 7:59:34 GMT
Happy, dont care, but as TLW says, as long as we the punter dont see them again... all is good.
I have a nomination.
Agents.
I wish to put all semi-celebrity agents in the deepest pit of hell in room 101, for their continual pushing of bad celebs.
We have a fund raiser coming up, I am being plagued by an agent that is trying to "Push" a certain z~Lister "They are perfect for the job..."
No they aint, I HATE them, I dont want to be on the same stage as them.
I have let the agent know it will be a dark day in hell before I let them attend...
They have said Audience love them
I have said I will put it to the committee....
I didnt have to, but I did any way, and they all gave the expected answer, which I cant print here for decency rules.
We do NOT want that person.
Agency call again...
I gave him the answer that WE will pick who we want, not him.
As we didnt pick, we dont want...
He starts to suggest other z-list acts, and can I get committee to agree with any of them..
I say I am hanging up now, as I said WE will pick....
He is all just a moment, I can get.....
For the reason that we do not require them to pick our acts for us, we didnt invite them too, I nominate Agency as annoying enough to be placed in room 101 department of hades furnace stokers.
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Sept 22, 2014 12:38:23 GMT
Happy, dont care, but as TLW says, as long as we the punter dont see them again... all is good. I have a nomination. Agents. I wish to put all semi-celebrity agents in the deepest pit of hell in room 101, for their continual pushing of bad celebs. We have a fund raiser coming up, I am being plagued by an agent that is trying to "Push" a certain z~Lister "They are perfect for the job..." No they aint, I HATE them, I dont want to be on the same stage as them. I have let the agent know it will be a dark day in hell before I let them attend... They have said Audience love them I have said I will put it to the committee.... I didnt have to, but I did any way, and they all gave the expected answer, which I cant print here for decency rules. We do NOT want that person. Agency call again... I gave him the answer that WE will pick who we want, not him. As we didnt pick, we dont want... He starts to suggest other z-list acts, and can I get committee to agree with any of them.. I say I am hanging up now, as I said WE will pick.... He is all just a moment, I can get..... For the reason that we do not require them to pick our acts for us, we didnt invite them too, I nominate Agency as annoying enough to be placed in room 101 department of hades furnace stokers. Not sure if this category is included in the group you speak of, but I believe pseudocelebrities in the form of all "reality" stars should be in here. I really don't care about housewives in New York or Atlanta or Florida. I don't care if you're the wife of an Shah or a basketball player either. The only wife I need to be concerned with is my own. So much of this reality garbage on TV right, it is hard to locate quality programming. I propose a new reality show: We tell these fake celebrities to go for a long walk...we just don't tell them it's a short pier...over shark infested water. |
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Post by the light works on Sept 22, 2014 14:08:07 GMT
Keep in mind that the agent is working for the z-lister, not for you. they are trying to sell a product, and the less desirable the product, the harder they have to shill to get it sold.
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Post by silverdragon on Sept 23, 2014 6:37:10 GMT
Pseudo celebrities.... do we have a "Never heard of you" door anywhere?...we could add that and a passage way that leads back out to the street..... to somewhere facing a Employment office.... or even into an employment office...
And I also agree, some shows should not be made.
Housewives of "purple" County... whats that all about then?..
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Sept 23, 2014 12:40:16 GMT
Pseudo celebrities.... do we have a "Never heard of you" door anywhere?...we could add that and a passage way that leads back out to the street..... to somewhere facing a Employment office.... or even into an employment office... And I also agree, some shows should not be made. Housewives of "purple" County... whats that all about then?.. From what I've seen, it's a bunch of spoiled brat housewives (hubbies make $$$$$) complaining about how much they hate each other and life in general. Not sure the Employment office would have any use for most of these pseudocelebrities, I don't think any of them have half-a-brain, let alone marketable job skills... |
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Sept 23, 2014 15:07:24 GMT
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Post by the light works on Sept 23, 2014 15:20:33 GMT
that didn't work out for Kate (plus eight) - she dropped off the radar after splitting up with John. |
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Post by silverdragon on Sept 24, 2014 6:52:07 GMT
So they could sell Mobile Phones quite easily then.
Telesales?....
Force them to cold-call selling pile ointment.
(Yes they would get insulted over the phone... thats a good idea, yes?...)
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Sept 24, 2014 11:25:01 GMT
So they could sell Mobile Phones quite easily then. Telesales?.... Force them to cold-call selling pile ointment. (Yes they would get insulted over the phone... thats a good idea, yes?...) Door-to-door vacuum sales because all of them (act like the vacuum)? |
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Post by silverdragon on Sept 25, 2014 6:55:39 GMT
How about just leave them as they are.
If all they do is open new supermarkets........
"Celebrity appearance", and here you are opening a bloody shop, if you havnt worked out that your "Fee" is less than your average weeks shopping, then you deserve to be there.
I was once invited to be a Chauffeur....
I cant do that.
What be there when some z-lister who I have never bloody heard of expects ten-star treatment?....
What if it had been someone I bloody hate?....
For this reason, I am leaving the back gate of that part of room 101 open to allow z-listers access to celebrity opening of supermarkets.
I will be charging "Rent" on the accommodation, this way they can pay for a bigger and better room 101.
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Nov 25, 2014 15:40:36 GMT
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Post by silverdragon on Nov 29, 2014 10:00:18 GMT
No doubt he deserved it, but, how sad is your life when the only news story you get is being punched by a bieber.
I have to enter the Paps into room 101.
I can do this quite willingly.
I have been jostled by Paps whilst trying to do my job, I have been pushed out of the way by one trying to stop him doing his job, so he claimed, and I have had a run in with one who I refused information to.
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Post by the light works on Nov 29, 2014 22:56:51 GMT
No doubt he deserved it, but, how sad is your life when the only news story you get is being punched by a bieber. I have to enter the Paps into room 101. I can do this quite willingly. I have been jostled by Paps whilst trying to do my job, I have been pushed out of the way by one trying to stop him doing his job, so he claimed, and I have had a run in with one who I refused information to. I have had a couple times I have taken our department photographer aside and said, "we shouldn't be doing pictures of this scene" - on the other hand, there's been a couple incidents where I've said, "we should have a picture of this" |
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Post by silverdragon on Nov 30, 2014 10:08:11 GMT
So there I am unloading, and I get a "You will have to move that wagon".....
This is fron a rather officious twit in a high-vis jacket.
Why?.. its in a loading bay, I am entitled to unload here.
But its spoiling the shot....
You want me to stop work and pander to a (beeeeeep)ing TV crew?...
Go (beep) yourself.
I then get the "soft" approach by some twit with so many wires and stuff I though they had escaped from a hospital bed... turns out it was a "Producer"....
I cant remember exactly what it was they said, but same thing=, did I need to be here.
Well, Yes, it was a rather high profile case at Manchester Crown Court, and as part of the company that stores records, I was the one you see in the background wheeling in tall stacks of boxes full of files....
The wagon stays.
And whats more, it now has "Security".... I had reason to believe the files may be stolen by interested parties.
I had also ordered one member of the film crew to cease and desist filming the inside of the truck.
Knowledge of what can be presumed as "Private" in the eyes of the law comes in handy there... you can not film any "Private" space without prior permission.
Just because the vehicle is parked in a Public space does not mean its now public, and the presence of a door but no windows makes it private.
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