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ironhold
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Silly Songs Oct 10, 2017 16:16:53 GMT

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Post by ironhold on Oct 10, 2017 16:16:53 GMT

I recall bringing up one earlier, but I can't find the thread.

Anyway...

*Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

*Can you roller skate through a buffalo herd?
*Can you take a shower in a parakeet cage?
*Can you go swimming in a baseball pool?
*Can you change film with a kid on your back?
*Can you drive around with a tiger in your car?

GTCGreg
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Silly Songs Oct 10, 2017 17:06:24 GMT

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Post by GTCGreg on Oct 10, 2017 17:06:24 GMT

The sad part is, I was 10 years old when Lonnie Donegan wrote the chewing gum song. I remember them playing it over and over and over and over on the radio. I also remember my mom telling me that when she was a kid, they actually did save their chewing gum to be reused the next day. They just didn't stick it on the bed post. ABC gum. (Already Been Chewed)

Last Edit: Oct 10, 2017 17:10:20 GMT by GTCGreg

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Silly Songs Oct 11, 2017 8:45:47 GMT

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Post by silverdragon on Oct 11, 2017 8:45:47 GMT

One day he found a tiger head
Nailed to a piece of wood
the tiger looked quite miserable
But I suppose it should
Just then from out a window
A voice began to wail
"Oy where's me tigers head"?..

[omnes]Four foot from its tail?.

I know that one word perfect and play it on guitar sometimes when people ask me for a tune.

"So why does my old man wear red white and blue braces?.. "
I dunno why?.
"To 'old his trahsers up of course?.. " [transl:- Trousers]

Last Edit: Oct 11, 2017 8:49:49 GMT by silverdragon

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