Post by silverdragon on Jun 26, 2013 6:55:10 GMT
I once nearly had a very bad experience with a Moose....
It was Dark, I was more than a bit Drunk, and didnt see her lurking at the end of the Bar?...
Fortunately, GOOD friends, and this is when you know how much of a friend they are, rescued me and told her they were taking me home to my Wife...
I was single at the time, but in times of trouble, any good excuse?....
For interest, is it just the UK that uses the term Moose to denote a large larger than life man eater female that stalks bars and other places where they hunt unaccompanied men?....
BTW, there is a male equivalent, and we all know who he is....
If you are not sure who he is, its probably YOU!!!
To be a true Moose, the female in question should have at least one or more of the following...
A Weight Problem.
BO.
Dodgy morals.
One or more tattoos, that may or may not be spelt right.
A Moose-Tache that would impress the Hyneman.
It was Dark, I was more than a bit Drunk, and didnt see her lurking at the end of the Bar?...
Fortunately, GOOD friends, and this is when you know how much of a friend they are, rescued me and told her they were taking me home to my Wife...
I was single at the time, but in times of trouble, any good excuse?....
For interest, is it just the UK that uses the term Moose to denote a large larger than life man eater female that stalks bars and other places where they hunt unaccompanied men?....
BTW, there is a male equivalent, and we all know who he is....
If you are not sure who he is, its probably YOU!!!
To be a true Moose, the female in question should have at least one or more of the following...
A Weight Problem.
BO.
Dodgy morals.
One or more tattoos, that may or may not be spelt right.
A Moose-Tache that would impress the Hyneman.
