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Post by Lokifan on Jun 25, 2014 6:21:50 GMT
What do you put in Baywatch coffee? Hoff and hoff...
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Post by silverdragon on Jun 25, 2014 7:39:17 GMT
I hoften wander off on a tangent. Its en-hoff to say, you hoff to stop me if I goo to far... hoff I gone to far yet?...
But hoff a page?... why not a page and a hoff?...
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Jun 25, 2014 11:03:04 GMT
I don't know; it's getting pretty hofful. Hoff course, I could be wrong. Hoff course?? This whole line of posts is hoff course... |
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Post by silverdragon on Jun 27, 2014 8:28:02 GMT
Hoff we done here yet?...
The room is getting rather full.
And, no hoffence, some of the jokes are in need hoff cremation.
You cant run off hoff-ass@d burying those jokes here.
You hoff to hoff permission.
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Jun 27, 2014 12:45:17 GMT
Sometimes I feel Hassled when I get teed hoff...
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Post by Lokifan on Jun 27, 2014 13:30:04 GMT
Sometimes I feel Hassled when I get teed hoff... For some reason, I just got a mental image of David Hasslehoff sitting at a kid's tea party, sipping with pinkie extended... Geez, I'm this tired and I just woke up! At this point, all I can do is issue the following warning:  |
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Jun 27, 2014 13:38:21 GMT
Sometimes I feel Hassled when I get teed hoff... For some reason, I just got a mental image of David Hasslehoff sitting at a kid's tea party, sipping with pinkie extended... Geez, I'm this tired and I just woke up! At this point, all I can do is issue the following warning: From your personal library?  |
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Post by silverdragon on Aug 29, 2014 12:32:53 GMT
Anything with "Hello Kitty" on it.
No discussion, as of previous mention on another thread.
The chute is there, please deposit any item for express drop into Volcano incinerator.
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Post by silverdragon on Aug 29, 2014 12:41:29 GMT
Whilst the door is being held ajar.... www.diet-blog.com/07/diet_water.phpRead it and weep. Someone has "Invented" Diet water?.... I had to google it to make sure, I double checked, I had a "This has got to be a wind-up" moment, I suspected Photo shop, but, it really does exist. I therefore enter this as a entrant for inclusion as "Dont take the pi$$" entry to room 101. |
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Aug 29, 2014 13:02:21 GMT
Whilst the door is being held ajar.... www.diet-blog.com/07/diet_water.phpRead it and weep. Someone has "Invented" Diet water?.... I had to google it to make sure, I double checked, I had a "This has got to be a wind-up" moment, I suspected Photo shop, but, it really does exist. I therefore enter this as a entrant for inclusion as "Dont take the pi$$" entry to room 101. Yep. "Diet water" is a real thing, along with mineral water, vitamin water, smart water... |
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Post by the light works on Aug 29, 2014 15:52:17 GMT
Anything with "Hello Kitty" on it. No discussion, as of previous mention on another thread. The chute is there, please deposit any item for express drop into Volcano incinerator. I'm inclined to say there are a few things that may be granted a waiver, such as the "hello darth vader" costume some child wore to a comics convention. but that is special circumstances. |
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Post by the light works on Aug 29, 2014 15:55:35 GMT
Whilst the door is being held ajar.... www.diet-blog.com/07/diet_water.phpRead it and weep. Someone has "Invented" Diet water?.... I had to google it to make sure, I double checked, I had a "This has got to be a wind-up" moment, I suspected Photo shop, but, it really does exist. I therefore enter this as a entrant for inclusion as "Dont take the pi$$" entry to room 101. Yep. "Diet water" is a real thing, along with mineral water, vitamin water, smart water... the key to this being that these are no more water than American beer is. granted, they are not much less, either - the point being that these diet water products are flavored water. - and labeled as diet because they have artificial sweeteners. |
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Aug 29, 2014 16:00:34 GMT
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Post by the light works on Aug 29, 2014 16:08:33 GMT
 not the one I recall, but another example. |
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Post by silverdragon on Aug 30, 2014 7:04:01 GMT
One way ticket each, you are granted access, please continue.
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Post by the light works on Aug 30, 2014 11:29:31 GMT
can we do a lump category for all things billed as what they ain't. like enhanced water, and such.
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Aug 30, 2014 12:52:28 GMT
can we do a lump category for all things billed as what they ain't. like enhanced water, and such. I'd like to follow that up with Smart Water, which should state it will not boost your IQ. |
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Post by the light works on Aug 30, 2014 13:11:40 GMT
can we do a lump category for all things billed as what they ain't. like enhanced water, and such. I'd like to follow that up with Smart Water, which should state it will not boost your IQ. smart water IS one of the "enhanced water" products I was thinking of. |
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Post by OziRiS on Aug 31, 2014 0:36:41 GMT
Whilst the door is being held ajar.... www.diet-blog.com/07/diet_water.phpRead it and weep. Someone has "Invented" Diet water?.... I had to google it to make sure, I double checked, I had a "This has got to be a wind-up" moment, I suspected Photo shop, but, it really does exist. I therefore enter this as a entrant for inclusion as "Dont take the pi$$" entry to room 101. Einstein said it best: "Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." |
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Post by silverdragon on Aug 31, 2014 9:44:27 GMT
We have a problem.... I draw that from here....:- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SmartWaterI know this stuff, its now included into Paint, water based paint of course, that can identify vehicles that may have been stolen. [Water based paint is just as good as any other vehicle paint, it just takes longer to dry.....] In that, as the Doorkeep to room 101, I cant actually let smart water into room 101 right now?... We may have to further investigate what is meant in above posts as "Smart Water" before we can just open the floodgates on this one.... If you have some form of consumable drink that you want to include that plainly isnt what it says on the label, then go ahead, be my guest, plagiarism in all forms is welcome in there. |
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