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Post by mrfatso on Aug 31, 2014 10:05:06 GMT
SDs link doesn't work, then again nor does mine, just go to Wiki and type in Smart Water or go to the company site www.smartwater.comMy local Police Force gives households a bottle of the stuff to mark their TVs, DVDs etc. Vitamin Water was banned from advertising it's self as healthy in this country as it's full of sugar.
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Post by silverdragon on Aug 31, 2014 10:18:27 GMT
In UK and many parts of europe, you have to have evidence, REAL evidence, to support any "Claim" made by advertising. If you say its bullet proof, you have to prove it stops bullets. If you say its full of vitamins, you have to prove that. If you claim it makes you smart, you gotta take an IQ test before-and-after..... Those are the rules on almost europe wide advertising..... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smartw*terSomething on this site is changing the 2nd "a" in smartw*ter there, lets try something... Smart WaterNoope.... so it, google it, its there.
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Post by freegan on Aug 31, 2014 10:44:30 GMT
In UK and many parts of europe, you have to have evidence, REAL evidence, to support any "Claim" made by advertising. If you say its bullet proof, you have to prove it stops bullets. If you say its full of vitamins, you have to prove that. If you claim it makes you smart, you gotta take an IQ test before-and-after..... Those are the rules on almost europe wide advertising..... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smartw*terSomething on this site is changing the 2nd "a" in smartw*ter there, lets try something... Smart WaterNoope.... so it, google it, its there. I think that it is this product that is nominated to go into Room 101. [Edit: You'll need to go to item 4 in the index list while we have this a/* problem.]
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Post by silverdragon on Aug 31, 2014 10:52:33 GMT
Feel free to throw that one in.... [distilled water]?.... so thats, well, just water then is it?.... Citation needed?... I suspect its failing so much the eu refuses to grant it a licence to be sold in eu or UK under that title. We may just get exactly the same thing under "Bottled water"..
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Aug 31, 2014 12:48:36 GMT
We have a problem.... I draw that from here....:- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smartw*terI know this stuff, its now included into Paint, water based paint of course, that can identify vehicles that may have been stolen. [Water based paint is just as good as any other vehicle paint, it just takes longer to dry.....] In that, as the Doorkeep to room 101, I cant actually let smart water into room 101 right now?... We may have to further investigate what is meant in above posts as "Smart Water" before we can just open the floodgates on this one.... If you have some form of consumable drink that you want to include that plainly isnt what it says on the label, then go ahead, be my guest, plagiarism in all forms is welcome in there. Brought to you by our friends at the Coca-Cola companies: www.coca-colacompany.com/brands/glaceau-smartwater
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Post by OziRiS on Aug 31, 2014 13:46:02 GMT
To be fair, Coca-Cola isn't advertising it as something that will up your IQ or has nanotechnology in it.
Quote from the product desciption:
"Glacéau smart water is inspired by the way mother nature makes water, known as the hydrologic cycle. We simulate this process by vapor distilling water, making every drop as pure as the very first drop of rain (before it passes through pollutants, of course). If that’s not smart enough, we then one-up mother nature by adding in electrolytes for a clean crisp taste. If that sounds like genius, it is. Smart water is smart because it’s made that way."
The name is there to signify that the way it's distilled is smart and implies (it's never stated directly) that because of this, it's a smart choise of beverage. What consumers read into it beyond that is purely at their own discretion. Unless they're lying about the process, there's not a dishonest or misleading word in there.
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Post by the light works on Aug 31, 2014 14:43:33 GMT
We have a problem.... I draw that from here....:- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smartw*terI know this stuff, its now included into Paint, water based paint of course, that can identify vehicles that may have been stolen. [Water based paint is just as good as any other vehicle paint, it just takes longer to dry.....] In that, as the Doorkeep to room 101, I cant actually let smart water into room 101 right now?... We may have to further investigate what is meant in above posts as "Smart Water" before we can just open the floodgates on this one.... If you have some form of consumable drink that you want to include that plainly isnt what it says on the label, then go ahead, be my guest, plagiarism in all forms is welcome in there. this is the stuff we were referring to.
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Aug 31, 2014 14:54:12 GMT
Why does the a in smartw*ter keep turning into an asterisk*??
Unless you separate it into two words: smart water
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Post by the light works on Aug 31, 2014 15:07:44 GMT
Why does the a in smartw*ter keep turning into an asterisk*?? Unless you separate it into two words: smart water test: SMARtw*tER smartw*ter Smartw*ter maybe Coca Cola's lawyers are ambitious? maybe proboards is sponsored by Pepsi? interesting: it also decapitalized the "W" in two of the three cases.
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Post by freegan on Aug 31, 2014 15:10:22 GMT
Why does the a in smartw*ter keep turning into an asterisk*?? Unless you separate it into two words: smart water There is a mildly offensive word hidden in "Smartwater". That's probably the reason.
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Post by the light works on Aug 31, 2014 15:10:25 GMT
shall we chuck autoreplace functions that get in the way of clear communication for no apparent reason in the room, as well?
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Post by the light works on Aug 31, 2014 15:11:38 GMT
Why does the a in smartw*ter keep turning into an asterisk*?? Unless you separate it into two words: smart water There is a mildly offensive word hidden in "Smartw*ter". That's probably the reason. aha. I tried to find it but I started too soon. (I was breaking at the A)
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Aug 31, 2014 15:29:11 GMT
Why does the a in smartw*ter keep turning into an asterisk*?? Unless you separate it into two words: smart water There is a mildly offensive word hidden in "Smartw*ter". That's probably the reason. I see I see said the blind man to his deaf son...
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Post by the light works on Aug 31, 2014 15:32:11 GMT
There is a mildly offensive word hidden in "Smartw*ter". That's probably the reason. I see I see said the blind man to his deaf son... (carpenter) ...as he picked up his hammer and saw
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Aug 31, 2014 15:34:33 GMT
I see I see said the blind man to his deaf son... (carpenter) ...as he picked up his hammer and saw I heard it finished: "...as he picked up a hammer and a gun"
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Post by freegan on Aug 31, 2014 16:34:40 GMT
(carpenter) ...as he picked up his hammer and saw I heard it finished: "...as he picked up a hammer and a gun" No pun in 'gun'.
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Post by mrfatso on Aug 31, 2014 17:12:58 GMT
To be fair, Coca-Cola isn't advertising it as something that will up your IQ or has nanotechnology in it. Quote from the product desciption: "Glacéau smart water is inspired by the way mother nature makes water, known as the hydrologic cycle. We simulate this process by vapor distilling water, making every drop as pure as the very first drop of rain (before it passes through pollutants, of course). If that’s not smart enough, we then one-up mother nature by adding in electrolytes for a clean crisp taste. If that sounds like genius, it is. Smart water is smart because it’s made that way." The name is there to signify that the way it's distilled is smart and implies (it's never stated directly) that because of this, it's a smart choise of beverage. What consumers read into it beyond that is purely at their own discretion. Unless they're lying about the process, there's not a dishonest or misleading word in there. So it is in effect just a rebrand of Peckham Spring, Dasani water. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dasani[quoteEarly advertisements referred to Dasani as "bottled spunk" or featured the tagline "can't live without spunk". These slogans were used seemingly oblivious to the fact that spunk is slang for semen in the UK.[/quote]
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Post by ironhold on Aug 31, 2014 21:30:39 GMT
shall we chuck autoreplace functions that get in the way of clear communication for no apparent reason in the room, as well? Could be worse. A few years ago I was on a G. I. Joe fan website. One day, we began a discussion on real-world military weaponry. Somewhere along the way, we got to discussing Soviet aircraft... using their NATO reporting names. Things went smoothly until we got to the MiG-15 and AN-22, at which point the board's swear filter started having fits. It took us a while to finally realize that the filter was pinging off of the reporting names because the two names have obscene or offensive alternate definitions.
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Post by OziRiS on Aug 31, 2014 22:17:22 GMT
shall we chuck autoreplace functions that get in the way of clear communication for no apparent reason in the room, as well? Could be worse. A few years ago I was on a G. I. Joe fan website. One day, we began a discussion on real-world military weaponry. Somewhere along the way, we got to discussing Soviet aircraft... using their NATO reporting names. Things went smoothly until we got to the MiG-15 and AN-22, at which point the board's swear filter started having fits. It took us a while to finally realize that the filter was pinging off of the reporting names because the two names have obscene or offensive alternate definitions. Which just goes to show how far reaching the rediculous FCC standards for what can and can't be said or typed in any sort of media have become. For those who don't know, the NATO repoting names for the two planes in question are: AN-22 "Cock" - For some reason taken by this filter Ironhold mentions to be meant as the male sexual organ and not as a synonym for "rooster". MiG-15 "Fagot" - Which has nothing to do with the derogatory term for a homosexual male, but actually means "a bundle" of something. Spelled with double G's, it can also describe a food item consisting of chopped liver rolled in seasoned bread crumbs into a small sausage which is then fried. I swear, the people who make these rules have to be the most sexually emaciated people in the world! How sex crazed would you have to be to hear or read the word "cock" and not be able to think of anything but male genitalia?!
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Post by mrfatso on Aug 31, 2014 22:37:04 GMT
Faggots fried?
The tradition in this country is to bake them in a thick sauce.
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