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Post by Lex Of Sydney Australia on Jan 27, 2015 9:18:01 GMT
We left out D.C. Washington DC is the bully that knocks you down, steals your lunch money and then tells you how great he is because he helped you get back up. Consider it added to the list, & love your definition - classic!  |
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Post by Lex Of Sydney Australia on Jan 27, 2015 9:23:20 GMT
And the Hawaiian kid who doesnt care what it is as long as you can cook it on the barb-que. After they finished surfing, of course.... Or hang flowers on it. Or do his Mums special marinade sauce. LOL! Sounds a lot like the Australian kid: The Australian kid doesn't care what's for lunch as long as it's been cooked on the BBQ & he can have a beer with it. |
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Post by silverdragon on Jan 27, 2015 9:48:51 GMT
UK, The kid who sulks badly, claims his dog ate his homework, doesnt even have a dog, but expects you to believe him.
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Post by Lex Of Sydney Australia on Jan 27, 2015 10:27:08 GMT
The French kid smokes & drinks in class & is always complaining that the English & American kids have no manners - until the German kid beats him up & steals his lunch money, then they are his new 'Best Friends'. |
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Post by the light works on Jan 27, 2015 14:43:25 GMT
America is the kid with a gun rack in his truck, and goes bossing all the "uncool" kids around. LOL! Can I use that one please!?! of course. |
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Jan 27, 2015 14:52:14 GMT
Don't forget the Swiss Kid: He's a non-judgemental listener, vows to stay away from a fight, and will let you come to his house if you need to work things out with someone else. In his free time, he's an amazing skier with stockpiles of the best chocolate.
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Post by the light works on Jan 27, 2015 15:11:22 GMT
Don't forget the Swiss Kid: He's a non-judgemental listener, vows to stay away from a fight, and will let you come to his house if you need to work things out with someone else. In his free time, he's an amazing skier with stockpiles of the best chocolate. unless you care to pay him to protect your church. |
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Post by OziRiS on Jan 27, 2015 18:57:56 GMT
And then there's the Swedish kid. The one who always wears home knit sweaters with reindeer on them, smells of fish and who you think has no sense of humor. Until you pay him to help you with your homework and you find that the notes are missing some small, yet critical parts. (Yes, that was an Ikea reference)
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Post by silverdragon on Jan 28, 2015 8:30:14 GMT
Scottish kid, knows 3 ways to skin a deer before he starts school, knows where all the best Salmon are (and when) and sees brewing of whisky as a birth right.
They dont care where anyone else is from, they are welcome here, but dont be blethering yer political nonsense, until yer the best side of a bottle.
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Post by The Urban Mythbuster on Jan 30, 2015 13:35:31 GMT
Scottish kid, knows 3 ways to skin a deer before he starts school, knows where all the best Salmon are (and when) and sees brewing of whisky as a birth right. They dont care where anyone else is from, they are welcome here, but dont be blethering yer political nonsense, until yer the best side of a bottle. Sounds a lot like the kid from Kentucky... |
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Post by the light works on Jan 30, 2015 18:36:07 GMT
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: "Meet Patty"
Q: what does MDA stand for?
A: Mothers Against Dyslexia
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Post by silverdragon on Jan 31, 2015 8:49:00 GMT
I wont name names, but I have "Met" a pressure group like that, the Mothers against (some illness)
Their main goal was to wipe out the illness.
Fine.
But...
I was there as my role in assisting... I have mentioned I do some work for a web-site that assists disabled people.
It was to some incredulity that they were only interested in the ideas of medical science to wipe out the disease....
None of the website would be any use to them, and was almost dismissed.
Surely that had to be some kind of "Joke"....?...
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Post by GTCGreg on Jan 31, 2015 14:49:55 GMT
Q: what does MDA stand for? A: Mothers Against Dyslexia Not sure SD got that, but I thought it was funny. |
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Post by the light works on Jan 31, 2015 15:41:27 GMT
I wont name names, but I have "Met" a pressure group like that, the Mothers against (some illness) Their main goal was to wipe out the illness. Fine. But... I was there as my role in assisting... I have mentioned I do some work for a web-site that assists disabled people. It was to some incredulity that they were only interested in the ideas of medical science to wipe out the disease.... None of the website would be any use to them, and was almost dismissed. Surely that had to be some kind of "Joke"....?... yes, some of those groups exist only to enlarge and promote the group, and have forgotten whoever it is they are supposed to be helping. |
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Post by GTCGreg on Jan 31, 2015 17:21:31 GMT
Just got a bunch of puns from a friend in an email. I've seen some of them before but all of them are pretty funny.
Hope some of them made you laugh.
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Post by the light works on Jan 31, 2015 17:34:26 GMT
toilets stolen from local precinct. police have nothing to go on.
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Post by GTCGreg on Jan 31, 2015 17:47:21 GMT
And how about this news headline.
"Small plane crashes in cemetery. Thousands of bodies recovered"
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Post by c64 on Feb 1, 2015 19:56:15 GMT
And how about this news headline. "Small plane crashes in cemetery. Thousands of bodies recovered" Is it "shallow joke" time again? "Waiter, the soup tastes funny!" - "Then just laugh about it!" * * * Q: Why do catholic churches have black roof tiles and protestant churches red ones? A: To stop the rain from pouring in! |
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Post by the light works on Feb 1, 2015 22:00:31 GMT
Q: Why are French streets lined with trees?
A: so the Germans can march in the shade.
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Post by c64 on Feb 1, 2015 22:15:45 GMT
Q: Why are French streets lined with trees? A: so the Germans can march in the shade. Almost. The truth is that Napoleon's soldiers could do that! |
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