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Post by WhutScreenName on Jun 20, 2016 20:55:17 GMT
Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on the HS baseball team?
A: He was the bat boy
Q: How Many Caped Crusaders Does It Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer the dark.
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Post by GTCGreg on Jun 20, 2016 21:30:16 GMT
Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on the HS baseball team? A: He was the bat boy Q: How Many Caped Crusaders Does It Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None. They prefer the dark. There you go Oz. Two good ones. |
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Post by OziRiS on Jun 21, 2016 0:25:45 GMT
Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on the HS baseball team? A: He was the bat boy Q: How Many Caped Crusaders Does It Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None. They prefer the dark. There you go Oz. Two good ones. They are good, but both are unfortunately part of the PTD lists on the web. Here are some of the others you'll find on almost any site that has superhero jokes: Q: What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel? A: A ferrous wheel. Q: What does Peter Parker tell people when they ask what he does for a living? A: He says he’s a web designer. Q: What does a super hero put in his drink? A: Just ice Q: What’s Spiderman’s favorite month? A: Web-ruary Q: Why is there never a Thor in an Avengers tribute act? A: Because he has no Loki-like Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot broth? A: Souperman If I could be any superhero, I think I’d be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime. I was browsing eBay today when I saw an advert: “For sale. Almost complete Batman DVD collection. No Returns”. I also saw on eBay: “For sale. Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”. If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up would they be alloys? Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom? A: A superbowl Q: Where do most superheroes live? A: Cape Town |
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Post by WhutScreenName on Jun 22, 2016 19:18:27 GMT
Q: Green Lantern, Bernie Sanders and The Flash are walking down a sidewalk when they spot a $20 bill. Who gets it?
A: Bernie Sanders - the other two are fictional
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Post by WhutScreenName on Jun 22, 2016 20:11:00 GMT
Q: After an epic battle with his brother Loki, what'd the god of thunder say to the reporter interviewing him?
A: I'm Thor (as in sore)
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Post by OziRiS on Jun 22, 2016 21:14:07 GMT
Speaking of Loki and Thor, here's why Loki is so high strung all the time:  |
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Post by the light works on Jun 22, 2016 23:53:52 GMT
Q: Green Lantern, Bernie Sanders and The Flash are walking down a sidewalk when they spot a $20 bill. Who gets it? A: Bernie Sanders - the other two are fictional the version I heard was Santa Claus, a good lawyer, and an honest politician. Santa got the bill. |
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Post by GTCGreg on Jun 23, 2016 2:23:51 GMT
OK, here's a lame one.
Why are superheros better at fighting crime than the average person?
It's because they are just more cape-able.
I know, I know. I'll just go away now.
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Post by the light works on Jun 23, 2016 2:31:09 GMT
Superman's weakness is kryptonite.
Green lantern's weakness is the color yellow.
the Flash's weakness is sneaker blowouts.
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Post by OziRiS on Jun 23, 2016 9:13:33 GMT
OK, here's a lame one. Why are superheros better at fighting crime than the average person? It's because they are just more cape-able. I know, I know. I'll just go away now. It's lame, but you get points for finding/coming up with one I haven't heard before  |
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Post by OziRiS on Jun 23, 2016 9:30:47 GMT
Dear Avengers
I'm sorry to inform you that I will no longer be a part of the team.
Since I've moved to Colorado the anger just isn't there anymore.
Sorry...
- Bruce Banner
P.S. Tony, can you spot me a C-note? I'm out of Funions. I'll totally pay you back next month!
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Post by WhutScreenName on Jun 23, 2016 13:08:48 GMT
Q: Why did Spiderman die after making love to a fellow avenger?
A: Because it was Black Widow
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Post by silverdragon on Jun 24, 2016 5:53:08 GMT
Why are there no "Super powers" in England?...
There is, its just hard to get noticed when the first words you say are "Excuse me".
Its so hard to have a slogan that is your trademark signature when it starts "Pardon me, but..."
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Post by OziRiS on Jun 26, 2016 8:19:12 GMT
Why are there no "Super powers" in England?... There is, its just hard to get noticed when the first words you say are "Excuse me". Its so hard to have a slogan that is your trademark signature when it starts "Pardon me, but..." Pardon me, Sir. My apologies for intruding, but I'm the local superhero and I am frightfully sorry to have to insist that you put down that... Where are you going? Blimey, he scarpered!  |
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Post by the light works on Jun 26, 2016 14:17:37 GMT
Why are there no "Super powers" in England?... There is, its just hard to get noticed when the first words you say are "Excuse me". Its so hard to have a slogan that is your trademark signature when it starts "Pardon me, but..." Pardon me, Sir. My apologies for intruding, but I'm the local superhero and I am frightfully sorry to have to insist that you put down that... Where are you going? Blimey, he scarpered!  now, a CANEHDIAN superhero... oh, wait, they have one.  |
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Post by OziRiS on Jun 26, 2016 15:54:52 GMT
Wolverine is Canadian...?
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Post by mrfatso on Jun 26, 2016 17:46:51 GMT
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Post by mrfatso on Jun 26, 2016 17:47:04 GMT
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Post by the light works on Jun 27, 2016 2:46:29 GMT
I notice he was featured in a comic called "2000 AD" that ran until 2000 AD. |
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Post by mrfatso on Jun 27, 2016 6:04:40 GMT
I notice he was featured in a comic called "2000 AD" that ran until 2000 AD. No 2000AD is still going, it's most famous character is probably Judge Dredd, although he is more of an anti hero. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_AD_(comics) |
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